Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
