Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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