Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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