tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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