she was so not down for the gang bang
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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