Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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