dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
