areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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