kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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