let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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