i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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