garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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