We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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