Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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