i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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