And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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