So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i just had sex bonerless
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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