I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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