Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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