Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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