drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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