Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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