Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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