You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
