If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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