Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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