She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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