fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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