im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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