sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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