i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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