Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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