I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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