Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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