we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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