He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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