they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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