Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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