im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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