she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I have grass duct taped all over my body
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Randomize