I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
