walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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