Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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