so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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