It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
two words: eviction party
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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