This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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