The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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