Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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