he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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