just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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